February 14, 2013
So I wanted to change things up due to the fact that it is Valentine’s Day Eve or as I would like to call it, the day before Independence Day. There are so many beautiful couples out there…and for every one of those there are singles pretending to not care about Valentine’s Day. Here is my Valentine’s Day Eve blog and I know that most of you will not check your email until tomorrow so yayyy!! Here are a few Valentine’s Day jokes:
1. What people expect on Valentine’s Day- a dozen roses on your doorstep with someone cute about to kiss you. Reality= Sits at home, watches movies, gains 50 pounds, dies. Okay so I know that is some dry humor but hey! Be happy!
2. Go up to your admirror and say do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? Or in my case crutch by…badaboom!!!
3. SAD- Singles Awareness Day. Which isn’t such a bad thing because on average (based on recent studies) you will probably save about 40-60 dollars which you can invest in 40-60 dollars worth of food and movies for yourself.
Okay, okay, okay, but really. A lot of times you here people say “I’m just gona do me” meaning I’m just gona look out for myself and forget about Valentine’s Day. Well I encourage the “Do Me” crowd to consider my following points:
Me is very selfish. Me always talks to other people and never pays attention. Me falls asleep when I’m trying to communicate to myself. Me only cares about myself. Me thinks about some really odd things. But me and me do have a lot in common…I think my Mom loves Me.
I’m just saying “Doing Me”…probably a bad decision because people always make fun when you are trying to have a conversation with yourself or take yourself out on a date. Moral of the story, Valentine’s Day is made up by Hallmark to make money, but you couples out there have a great day:) and as you can obviously tell I am not bitter.